ok in all seriousness this is a post prompted by Trisha at Momdot urging us to "Introduce Yourself"

Now I do share stories of my life on this my blog baby, sometimes very personal. This usually happens when:

A. I have had a drink or two heheheh



B. I am at my wits end sitting in my house looking at the same four walls that taunt me everyday while my two year old son tests my patients by running his trains into walls and yelling at me to "leave lone"

or

C. when I am again at my wits end this time due to a very moody pre-teen daughter who insist I am the worst mother ever and I don't know anything!

or possibly

D. All of the above

ok so let me introduce myself. (stands up) Hello my name is Lisa here and in real life for you on twitter I am known as Gumby007 and for those of you that may want to stalk me everywhere I am Here on Facebook. Sweet now that that is out of the way let me tell you a bit about me.

I just turned 21 on Monday. I am a nude model, cheerleader, and when that's not enough to keep me busy I travel to remote parts of the world and volunteer my time helping the poor and hungry!

Yeah ok back to the real me. I did have a birthday on Monday but I am 32. I am a married mother with 2 kidlets an eleven year old Daughter, and a two year old son. Before having my son I was a Medical Coder for a specialty Ophthalmology practice.

My husband and I met a bit over 5 years ago at a Casino...Yes that night I almost talked myself out of going because I didn't want to part with the $40.00 that I allowed myself to gamble with. I almost turned around three times. When I got there I sat at the Bar something I NEVER did and that is where Steve started talking to me with my hair in a pony tail, no makeup and in sweats... ahh what a first impression. I must have looked halfway decent or he was drunk, I am thinking the later. We were together over a year when he proposed and together over two before we married.

My wedding was the party of my life, we paid for it entirely on our own and it was awesome! Three months later we were on the fast track Pregnant and looking for a house.

Now I spend my days at home with my son, and while some days I really wish that I had an unlimited supply of Valium, Wine, Coffee which ever fits the need at the moment I really don't think I would change it.

I am grateful everyday to be able to stay at home with my little Chongo Malo (bad monkey) I never had the opportunity with my daughter and it makes me sad, but that is life! But I can be here every day after school for her which is a big something right?

If I were to invite you over you would see that while my home is usually clean it is almost always cluttered, this is because my house it a doll house and there is no where for me to put all my crap. I am not the June Cleaver type. Try as I may that is just not me! I clean sure, I cook yes I do but you not will see someone who is anal about a spotless house a home should be lived in not a museum.

Umm what else I like Pina Coladas, Making love in the rain oops off track... I do that a lot hahaha. I can be serious and know when to be BUT I much prefer to be the jokster....unless we are talking about MONEY. Yes Money something no one ever has enough of and something that can make the smartest person Dumb I NEVER joke about money.

See I pay all the bills and have always been and always will be anal with Money, I love to save it, spend the least amount of it possible, Give it foot rubs at night, and sleep with it next to me every night....Kidding or am I? Seriously money makes me crazy. Like eye twitching, did you say something? CRAZY. Ahhh Love ya honey!

Well there ya have some info on me so if your interested let the clerk know that you enjoyed interview #007 and we can go from there!