Girls let me first say that I am a pack rat pantie whore I understand the strong desire to never throw out even one precious pair.

I admit it I still have a couple of pairs from oh some time around High School, But they are not in my regular rotation. I have this weird thing in that I must have a non disclosed amount of pairs to tide me over should a nuclear Holocaust or a laundry emergency occur.

This comes from many years in apartments and having to save quarters for laundry.I knew if I had clean panties then I was good to go because you can always wear an article of clothing more then once, however unless you are into the fetish world I wouldn't suggest wearing your under draws two days in a row, but that is not my reason for writing this post.

My reason for writing this is to address the issue that while you may hold onto ill fitting panties for specific reasons like I stated above, or even the reason of the infamous period panties. Yeah I said it ooooh what was I thinking? well we all know we have them but rarely does it ever make its way into a conversation.

No my reason is this. Ladies underoos are just like any type of clothing in that when you lose or gain weight those sizes change too!. I am tired of seeing ladies at the gym and their butts look like sausages that are desperately trying to be freed from their casing!

Then there are my favorite the tiny thongs that pinch your sides so tight and go so far in that your GYN needs to bust out the speculum to grab them.

Ladies from this pantie whore to you, do your self a favor and get comfy panties that FIT. Your va jay jay and butt will thank you., Oh yeah so will my eyes once my Retinas regenerate.

This is not a slam on your bodies as Lord knows I'm not perfect but let me tell you a good pair of draws hides a lot!